This was inspired by Professor Worley telling us that faeries are tricky, no matter what disguise they have!
Tooth n Pull (tooth fairy operated service)
Wanted: Teeth
preferably in good condition
no cavities
no plaque
Use: unspecified
Reason: It's what we do
We take anything from fangs to baby teeth
Tusks do not get a bonus
Price of tooth will be determined by the size and age
Pillows are required
Description: Usually ranges from white to yellow
We will not come if you set traps
(That's what Leprechauns are for)
No we don't give Christmas presents or Easter eggs
Fake fangs and such from gift shops are not tolerated
and will cause a ban from the List for two years
That is great. This would make a very interesting tooth fairy story.
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