College Life Syllabus:

Required Materials:
Video Games (includes a healthy dose of procrastination)
Ramen
Books
Money for Textbooks (Used and New)
Coffee
Running shoes (good for late days)
Actively interested mind (sold in separate jars)
Cellphone (not for texting)
student mask: makes faces that show interest, ask questions, look awake, alert
Calander/ Planner
Candy, Pizza
Car, (absolutely required!)
Foghorn (used when studying puts you to sleep)
Alarm Clock (Who doesn't have one?)
Chocolate (for eating and aroma therapy)
Heavy Duty backpack (Durable enough to carry half of your life in it)
Map (you need to know where you're going in these places)
Pens/Pencils (using blood is optional)
Tooth brush (PLEASE)
Deodorant (PLEASE)
Tools (you must fix things you brake)
Brightly colored things (to keep you awake)
Decorations (warning can cause severe paranoia from roommate or friends)
Bug Spray (at least in Greeley)
Notebooks (used for doodling, random journaling and *whispers* note passing)
Time in a bottle (to be used sparingly)
Three boxes of quiet (only to be used during roommate fights or study hours)
Maturity (Absolutely required)

Synopsis: Welcome to College! I'm your professor Mr. Joy Killer! That is speelled J, O, Y, K, I, L,L, E, R. I will be teaching you how to live as an adult (possibly). How to pick your major (likely to change often). And, How to deal with life (sort of).
Good Luck. You'll need it. Hope you survive. The class will last until you graduate. (Time of graduation will vary depending on fees, class clashes, financial aid and self control). That is all!